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blackgirlwhiteboylove:

Our African Wedding

My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.

<3

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20 hours ago

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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20 hours ago

space-sass:

the-bookshelf-at-the-end:

When I say I want to read the book before seeing the movie, I don’t want brownie points or bragging rights. I want to be able to read the book with my imagined world and idea of the characters without the movie’s influence at least once. After you see the movie there’s always some part of it that sticks in your head for a long time and you lose the enjoyment of making it up yourself.

thank you so much for putting it into words

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21 hours ago
thorkizilla:

branch-and-root:

ursulavernon:

mad-maddie:

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

Mitosis

Canada evolves

Oh god, Sleipnir is a moose.
IT’S WHAT WE’VE ALWAYS FEARED.

Always use the buddy system when crossing the road.

I DEFNIITELY HAD A “OH HOLY SHIT SLEIPNIR IS REAL ….AND A MOOSE.” MOMENT.

thorkizilla:

branch-and-root:

ursulavernon:

mad-maddie:

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

Mitosis

Canada evolves

Oh god, Sleipnir is a moose.

IT’S WHAT WE’VE ALWAYS FEARED.

Always use the buddy system when crossing the road.

I DEFNIITELY HAD A “OH HOLY SHIT SLEIPNIR IS REAL ….AND A MOOSE.” MOMENT.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via doctor-catos-gurl)

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22 hours ago

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

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23 hours ago

supercargautier:

cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal

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23 hours ago

titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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1 day ago

silumia:

i may have peed myself a little watching this

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1 day ago

human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

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1 day ago

When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

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1 day ago

rita-haxx:

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

WAT

(Source: kikuchimoa, via newtrancher)

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1 day ago

liquar:

takethesanity:

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

+ obtain wifi password

- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water

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1 day ago
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