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smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

(Source: yffud, via laughcentre)

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2 minutes ago

dirky-dirky-heart:

slayboybunny:

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. image

best gif use ever 

its still fucking adorable 

(via laughcentre)

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30 minutes ago
dovaking27:


Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

dovaking27:

Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

(via laugh-addict)

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58 minutes ago
attractive person:hi
me:is this some kind of sick joke
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1 hour ago

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

(via laughcentre)

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1 hour ago

fuckyeahzarry:

germany won because of this kid

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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2 hours ago

every episode of scooby doo

guy:something spooky's happening
fred:k we'll come check it out
fred:daphne, velma come with me
daphne:lol okei
shaggy:but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
velma:shut up you two
shaggy and scooby:*run into monster*
scooby:RAGGY
shaggy:*oblivious to everything*
scooy:RAAAAGGGGGY
shaggy:zoinks!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:part 1*
shaggy and scooby:*meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
fred:what happened?
shaggy:M-M-MONSTER
velma:uh oh
monster:boo
all:AAAAH
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:part 2*
*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
velma:my glasses! i lost my glasses!
monster:*picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
velma:thanks. ....JINKIES!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:part 3*
monster:whoops i tripped
scooby:i captured you
*they pull the monster's mask off*
fred:oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
suspicious guy:and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
scooby:ROOBY ROOBY ROO
all:*laugh*
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2 hours ago

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

(via laughcentre)

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3 hours ago
Anonymous asked: you know you a broke ass stripper


Answer:

asiagettheyayoo:

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4 hours ago

the-goddamazon:

THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO

(Source: ryanjhlee, via mad-moxley)

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5 hours ago

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
imageARE SHEEP
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(Source: urmotherwasahamster, via laugh-addict)

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6 hours ago

666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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(Source: tuhree, via ridinghi)

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6 hours ago
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